Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Tuolumne County, West Sierra



If everything around here doesn't totally unravel, then I will be staring down the valley toward half-dome in two weeks time. And this time, I will travel with bear mace.

I am looking for meadow alpines, among others. I may end up bogged in scrub chaparral, but as long as I am out there, it will be adventure.

Maybe I will find Muir atop an inner tube, beer in hand, floating the Merced River.

8 comments:

Minka said...

Don´t get lost. I know that all roads lead to Rome, but what would you want there?

Breathe it all!

Ariel the Thief said...

meadow alpines in America? that country is bigger than I suspected. bear mace sounds good. please bring fangs home! (yours especially.)

tsduff said...

Did Muir ever use anything more than his walking stick? I believe the water will have more than a little chill to it in two weeks time...

You should have no trouble finding the alpines - but scrub chaparral smells better.

Bear Mace? Hope it doesn't go off in your backpack.

The Old Mule said...

minka, I could hang out at the Trevi Fountain until someone realized my Mexican Spanish was not Italian.

ariel, look for smoke signals if you don't hear from me by fall. :)

tsduff, you are so right. What has become of us young-folk - all of our technologies. Weak at heart, I say. I wonder if bear mace has *ever* really worked?

Ariel the Thief said...

in the paw of a bear it sure does. :)

Ariel the Thief said...

and when they meet you, they sure will need it...

Doug The Una said...

Easy with the mace, Mule. Not every bear in California is dangerous. Some are just sarcastic.

The last time I was in Yosemite I was with my sister and Jim, who was then her boyfriend and now is her husband. Looking around at the grandeur of naturally carved granite, Jim proclaimed: "Man, erosion makes bitchin' s**t!"

I welcomed him into the family without second thoughts.

The Old Mule said...

ariel, no doubt! you have no idea the fear I bring to bears. A bookish rogue.

doug, that is about as fine a test as any. This will be my first visit. I am very excited.

The whole thing about bears is sort of a joke. Last year I went on a camping trip in North Carolina and ran in to a mother black bear and her cub. Probably harmless, but I ran six miles back to the car and drove three hours home. A raging pirate, I be.